I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic
Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat.
FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
oh my god i’m sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own hero and surround yourself with positivity
layin down those sick burns to help humanity
this is the best line i’ve ever read
ITS GETS ME EVERY TIME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
jackie chan’s facebook page is pure gold