thatfunnyblog:

Me as a kid.

1 day ago with 93,283 notes — via thatfunnyblog, © theodd1sout



chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

1 day ago with 90,928 notes — via imlostandillneverbefound, © chepibola



theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

1 day ago with 127,667 notes — via imlostandillneverbefound, © itssexualhour



qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg

1 day ago with 114,588 notes — via simplykayler, © qunerdi



lolsofunny:

marauders4evr:

First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

1 day ago with 101,467 notes — via simplykayler, © rivverrun



culturedwind:

“As a lotus flower is born in water, grows in water and rises out of water to stand above it unsoiled, so I, born in the world, raised in the world having overcome the world, live unsoiled by the world” —Buddha 

culturedwind:

“As a lotus flower is born in water, grows in water and rises out of water to stand above it unsoiled, so I, born in the world, raised in the world having overcome the world, live unsoiled by the world” —Buddha 

1 day ago with 166,228 notes — via newf0undnirvana



imsohotimakedevilssweat:

thecaptains-steaz:

gillyhickscowgirl:

I’m gonna cry

what an amazing feeling that is when that happens

Awww

2 days ago with 18,090 notes — via timelessrecollection, © becauseyoulovemebb



skhiev:

hashbrownyoloswag:

The last one tho 😂

I’m dead af 😂😂😂

2 days ago with 36,323 notes — via melissaaaleee, © lolgifs.net



wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

2 days ago with 85,295 notes — via timelessrecollection, © noitsfabrayberry



lacking-material:

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

lacking-material:

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

#bless

2 days ago with 478,441 notes — via darrughl, © prom-night-dumpster-baby



kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

kanyewesticle:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

2 days ago with 183,982 notes — via darrughl, © tequilaquinn



thatfunnyblog:

the rock is fucking precious

2 days ago with 111,933 notes — via thatfunnyblog, © jessicaisgray



invented:

Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?

2 days ago with 76,398 notes — via darrughl



amelia-the-vampire-slayer:

findingmyrecovery:

You are not going in circles

You are making progress in a spiral. You do come back around to where you were at the start, since recovery and healing take time, but every time you come back around to that point you’re a little higher up because you’ve got more experience, more knowledge, and more strength.

You ARE making progress

I really needed to read this!!

2 days ago with 19,551 notes — via nononononananana, © findingmyrecovery



infinitemachine:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

Coming soon to a dungeon near you.

infinitemachine:

biomorphosis:

The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey. 

Coming soon to a dungeon near you.

2 days ago with 23,895 notes — via nononononananana, © biomorphosis