i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
wow, look how easy that was.
I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
I love piggies